Joke of the Day – You never know what kids will say
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Joke of the Day – You never know what kids will say

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

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Joke of the Day – Whale lessons
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Joke of the Day – Whale lessons

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah in the Bible was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When i get to Heaven I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him!”

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Joke of the Day – Over the rainbow
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Joke of the Day – Over the rainbow

A teacher told her class to go home and the first 5 words
they heard they were to say in school the next day.
One boy went home and as soon as he walked into the kichen he heard his mother say:
“SHUT UP!!!!”
So he wrote down”shut up” on a pice of papper.
He went into the living room to find his dad wathching a movie, and it said:
“Yea Baby!”
So he wrote that down on his paper.
He was going through the dining room to go to his sisters room, when he heard a Batman episode on. The theme song was on, and it said:
“Da-na-na-na Batman!!”
So he wrote that down too. When he got to his sisters room, she was praticing for the school play. He came in when she sang:
“Over the rainbow!!!”
When he wote that down he shouted “Yes, I’m done my homework!”
When he went to school the next day the teacher aked him to say his words first. He stood up and said:
“Shut up!”
The teacher was furious and said “Excuse me? Do you want to go to the Principal’s office youngman?” The boy replied,
“Yea baby.” So the teacher sent him to the office right away.
Still saying his wods the princiapal asked him “Who do you think you are telling a teacher to shut up?” The boy answerd,
“Da-na-na-na Batman!!”
“Oh really?” said the principal “Where do you think you’re going now?” the boy answerd the simple question with a simple answer,
“Over the rainbow!”

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Joke of the Day – Sleeping Katie
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Joke of the Day – Sleeping Katie

Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

“Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?” Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty! !” Exclaimed Katie.

“Correct.” Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up “Who created Heaven and Earth?” Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil “Jesus Christ almighty!” she exclaims.

“Correct again.” Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey’s pencil again, and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!”

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