guys wife is in a comma and he gets a call from the doctor the doctor
doctor: have something a little weird to ask you
man: ok
Doctor: well when the nurse was washing your wife her hart rate jumped everytime she went over her vagina so I was thinking if you came in and had oral sex with your wife it might bring her out of the comma I know its a crazy request but I think its worth a shot.
Man: Ok doc I am willing to try anything

man gets to the hospital goes into his wifes room 5 minutes later she flatlines doctor rushes in

Doctor : what happen
Man : well I am no doctor but I think she choked

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There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house.Won’t be long now there goes my neighbor”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying,”I spat in this beer, do not drink”. After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying,”So did I”

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A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, “Daddy, is God black or white?”
“Both son, both.”
“Daddy, does God love children?”
“Yes son, he loves all children.”
The child returns a few minutes later and says, “Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?”

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