A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

Not yet momma, said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, hes a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I dont get any eggs and bacon? Why dont I have any milk in my cereal? he asks.

Well, his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken, so you dont get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you dont get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you arent getting any milk.

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: Are you going to tell him, or should I?
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist explains to the woman they dont sell rectum deodorant…. and that in fact hes never heard of it before.

The blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store for years and needs some more.

Im sorry, says the pharmacist, we dont have any.
But I always get it here, says the blonde.
Do you have the container it comes in? asks the pharmacist.
Yes! said the blonde, Ill go home and get it.

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: To apply, push up bottom.

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Samantha, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, My husband wants me to ask you¦ if its still okay

I know, I know. the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, I get asked that question all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy.

No, no¦ that’s not it at all, Samantha confessed. He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn.
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Hey, Mom, asked Little Johnny, can you give me twenty dollars? Certainly not! answered his mother. If you do, Little Johnny went on, Ill tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.

His mothers ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. Well? what did he say? He said, Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.

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