A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he could by him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks, “Where are you from?”. “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds, “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of course,” replies the second man, and they both pour back their drinks. Curious, the first man asks, “Where in Ireland asre you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it says the first man.

“I’m from Dublin too Let’s have another drink to Dublin!” the men both continue drinking.

Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, “What school did you go to?”

“St. Mary’s,” replied the second man. “i graduated in ’62.”

“This is unbelivable, “the first man says. “I went to St. Mary’s and i grduated in ’62, too!”

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much” replies the bartender. “the O’Mally twins are drunk again.”

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I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (ok in Texas)

Sorry, officer, i didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.

Aren’t you the guy from the village people?

Hey, you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me.

Are you Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, officer, that’s terrific! the last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. yes, i know there are no other cars around, that’s how far ahead of me they are.

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An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, “Crisco, Crisssssssco!”

Soon a store clerk approaches and says, “Lady, the Crisco is in aisle D.”

The old lady replies, “Oh, I’m not looking for the cooking stuff. I’m calling my husband.”

The clerk is astonished. “Your husband’s name is Crisco?”

The old lady answers, “Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we’re out in public.”

“I see,” said the clerk. “What do you call him at home?”

“Lard ass.”

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What does Dracula drink at breakfast?
Coffin with scream and sugar.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling.

Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

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