A really old couple is having another couple over for dinner. While the two women are fixing the dinner, the men start talking and one says to the other one “I took my wife to a great restaurant last week – great food, huge portions, fantastic service, and low prices.” The other man says “Sounds great. What was the name of the restaurant?” The man says “What’s the name of that red flower that you give to someone special?” “Carnation?” his friend asks. “No, that’s not it.” “Poppy?” he asks again. “No, that’s not it either.” “Rose?” he asks. “That’s it. Now I remember. Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to?”

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An 80 year old couple have been married for nearly 60 years and the husband has become Ill, so the wife takes him to the emergency room.

The doctor does a preliminary exam and tells the man that he needs to get a blood sample, a urine sample and a stool sample for more tests.

The man doesn’t hear very well so he looks up and asks his wife what the Doctor said.

“William, relax, the Doctor just says he wants to borrow your underpants for a few minutes.”

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