Month: February 2007

There was a married couple. Eyery day the husband went golfing from 10 to 4.

Once the wife asked the husband Could you please repair the dripping faucet in the bathroom when you come home?

The husband replied What,so now you think Im a plumber?

Then the wife also told him The bulb in the kitchen is also broken.

The husband responded, So now you think Im an electrician?

When the husband came back home from golfing, the bulb was changed and even the faucet in the bathroom was repaired.

Wondering what had happened, the husband asked his wife How did all these jobs get done?

She answered, Today there was a man I met on the street who said he repaired anything for a roll in the hay or some cookies.

The husband said, I do really hope you gave him some cookies!!

She replied, What, so now you think Im a baker?

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A lonely frog calls a psychic hotline and asks what his future holds.

His personal psychic adviser tells him, You are going to meet a young girl who will want to know everything about you.

The frog is excited about the news. Thats great! Will I meet her at a party? he croaks.

No, says the psychic. In biology class.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, Is something wrong?

To which she replied, There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!
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