Joke of the Day – The magic slide
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Joke of the Day – The magic slide

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man are walking when they see something shining at the top of a building.

They go up to see what it is, and see a lamp.

The Englishman picks it up and rubs it and a genie pops out and says there is a slide at the top of that building. When you slide down it whatever you say you land in a pit of it at the bottom.

The Englishman slides down and says money. He lands in a pit of money.

The Irishman slides down and says beer. He lands in a pit of beer.

The Scottish man gets to the top of the slide, trips and says
“Oh, crap!”

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Joke of the Day – Have a drink
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Joke of the Day – Have a drink

Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.

They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.

It’s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.

The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they’ll be there in 20 minutes.

It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.

“Aren’t you going to have a drink?” the doctor asked.

“AFTER the police get here,” replies the lawyer.

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Joke of the Day – Three nuns
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Joke of the Day – Three nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”

“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.

“Well, of course I threw them in the trash,” she replied.

The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!”

“Oh my!” gasped the other nuns.
“What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.

The third nun fainted.

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Joke of the Day – report for school
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Joke of the Day – report for school

Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”

Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?”

Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”

That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: “Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is.”

Father: “Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”

Son: “Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.”

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