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Joke of the Day: Flipping a House

Two blonde carpeters Jim and Jack decided to try to flip a house. Jim was installing hardwood floors and Jack was nailing down siding. Jim was done installing the wood floors, so he came outside to check on Jack. He saw Jack reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

Jim, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

Jack explained, “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed toward me, I throw it away ’cause it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!”

Jim got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”

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