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Joke of the Day: Junior College

Mr. Carter was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl’s junior college. During class one day he asked his student, “Miss Tucker, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.”

Miss Tucker gasped, and then said, “Mr. Carter, I don’t think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.

“With that she sat down red-faced. Mr. Carter then called on Miss Evens and asked the same question. Miss Evens, with composure, replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.”

“Correct,” said Mr. Carter. “And now, Miss Tucker, I have three things to say to you.

One, you have not studied your lesson.

Two, you have a dirty mind.

And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment.”


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