Joke of the Day: Confess
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Joke of the Day: Confess

A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic.”

“Well,” answers the priest, “that’s not a sin.”‘ “But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed.” “I admit that wasn’t good, but you did it for a good cause.” “Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question.” “What is that, my son?” “Do I have to tell him the war is over?”

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Joke of the Day: It was a rainy day in Brisbane
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Joke of the Day: It was a rainy day in Brisbane

John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on!

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. John saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized he was crying and…. wasn’t drunk.

About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, “Look, Bruce.. there’s the fucker that got in the car while we were pushing it.

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Joke of the Day: Blind man in bar
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Joke of the Day: Blind man in bar

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?” The man said to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler, and he’s blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?”

The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it four times.”

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Joke of the Day: Jewish businessman sends son
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Joke of the Day: Jewish businessman sends son

A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.

The son said, “Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity.” “Oy vey,” said the father. “What have I done?”

He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, “Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do.”

So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, “Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do.”

The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, “funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal…”

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