A teenager got his driver’s license and asked his father, who was a minister, if he could use his car.

The father said, “If you bring your grades up, study the Bible, and get a haircut, then you can use the car.”

One month later, the teenager asked his father about using the car again. The father said, “Son, I’m proud of you. You have brought your grades up and studied the Bible every day. But you still haven’t gotten a haircut!”

His son said, “Dad, in my studying of the Bible, I found that many great people had long hair. Samson had long hair. Moses, Noah, and John the Baptist had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair.”

His father said, “Yes, and they walked everywhere they went!”

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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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Old couple goes to a fast food restaurant. They order one burger and fries, sit down and divide the burger and fries. A man from table next to them sees that and asks politely: “If you want, I can buy some extra food for you.” “No thanks, we are a old couple, we share everything.”

Time goes by and the man is eating, but the woman is not. From the table next to them, the man asks again:”I really have no problem buying you food.” Man replies:”Dodnt worry about it, she will eat! We share everything” But the stranger is not happy with that and asks the woman:”Why are you not eating?” Woman looks at him and says:”I am waiting for the teeth.”

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An Irishman is drinking whiskey at a bar. It’s closing time, and he’s pretty drunk. He gets up to leave and…boom! Falls over and smacks into the floor. He tries to get up again, but only succeeds in losing his balance and falling back down. He thinks to himself “wow I’m more drunk than I thought, maybe if I could just get some fresh air and sober up a little”.

So he crawls his way to the door, throws it open, and crawls outside. He tries to get up again, no luck. “Ok, it’s not too far, I’ll just crawl home and sleep it off”. So the Irishman crawls all the way home and passes out on his couch. The next morning he wakes up to his wife yelling at him “god damnet Seamus, the bar just called, you left your wheelchair there again!”

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