An old man is at passport control in Paris, France
He is going through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asks him ‘Have you visited France before?’
‘Yes’ replied the old man.
Sarcastically she responds ‘Well surely you’d should know to have your passport ready…’ to which he answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’
‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed.
The old man looks her straight in the eye and says ‘Last time, when I landed on D Day in 1944, I couldn’t find a fucking Frenchman to give it to’
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