A priest is playing darts. Every time he misses he yells out: “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!”.

A bishop sees him and warns him about using the lords name in vain. “If you use that language again, I shall ask the lord to punish you” he says.

But the priest doesn’t mind him and yells out “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!” again so the bishop starts praying for the God to punish the priest.

Suddenly a lightning bolt strikes the bishop dead, and then a divine voice from above declares: “Jesus Fucking Christ I’m pissed, my shot just missed!”.

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A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful big tits he’s ever seen.

He walks up to her and asks: “If I give you $500, will you let me bite your boob?”

Then women, quite shocked, obviously says no. The man then asks if he can bite her tits for $1,000. The women still says no. The man asks for $5,000, $10,000, $20,000 but the women still refuses. He finally makes his last offer: $100,000 dollars to bite the breasts.

The women, after hearing such a gigantic amount of money accepts to let the man bite her tits.

They go into a small dark street and the women takes her top off.

The man plunges his head into the beautiful breasts and starts playing with them.

The women, starting to get impatient, says: “Are you going to bite it or what?” He then answers: “No, it’s too expensive”

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A patient walks into an optometrist’s office.

The optometrist starts the eye exam and casually asks her if there’s any particular reason she came in for a checkup.

“Doctor, I think am having hallucinations. Every time I open my eyes, I see really dark things. Evil. Malice. Hatred. Plague. I am seeing the worst in everything. Nothing looks like it used to. It’s as if everything I see is shrouded in darkness.”

The optometrist sits back from the patient, confused.

“That’s interesting,” he said, “because from what I can tell, you see 20/20.”

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Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp.

They rub it, and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard.

“Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder.

“I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him.

The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”

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