A guy dies and the first thing he sees is a man with horns

Man: “Oh no I didn’t make it into heaven?”
Satan: “No you didn’t, but hell isn’t that bad!”
Man: “How so?”
Satan: “Well do you like to drink?”
Man: “yes I love drinking!”
Satan: “Well on Monday’s we drink! Wine, beer, liquor whatever you like. Do you like to smoke?”
Man: “I was a heavy smoker!”
Satan: “Well on Tuesday’s we smoke! Pipes, cigars, cigarettes the choice is yours. Do you like gambling?”
Man: “Of course I like gambling!”
Satan: “Well on Wednesday’s we gamble. Blackjack, poker, baccarat whatever you prefer! Do you like drugs?”
Man: “I love drugs!”
Satan: “Well on Thursday’s we do drugs! Meth, heroine, cocaine, pot who cares, and you’re already dead so it won’t even hurt you! And you’re gay right?”
Man: “No? I’m straight as an arrow, I like women!”
Satan: “Oh, well you probably won’t be enjoying Fridays”

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