A woman entered a pub and saw a haggard looking soldier sitting at the bar.
She approached him and asked if everything was all right.
The soldier said, “I haven’t had sex since 2014.”
The woman replied, “Wow that’s a long time. How about I get your tab and you come back to my hotel?”
They went to her hotel room and made passionate love for a solid two hours.
“Wow!”, said the soldier. “That’s the best sex I’ve had all night!”
The woman went, “Wait a minute. You told me you hadn’t had sex since 2014.”
The soldier replied, “Yes, ma’am. That’s true. Now it’s 2355!”
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