in Joke of the Day

Cop in patrol car

A cop was hidden in his patrol car behind some bushes at the end of a bridge writing people speeding tickets all day.

He pulls over a man going just over the limit.

The cops asks the man for his driver’s license and what his occupation is.

The man answers, “Here you go sir. I’m actually an asshole stretcher.”

Puzzled, the cop asks, “What is an asshole stretcher?”

The man tells him, “I work in a big factory. You start with a little asshole and you stretch it out with your fingers until it gets to be about 6 feet tall.”

The cop asks, “And just what do you do with a 6 foot tall asshole?”

The man says, “Well you give him a little radar gun and stick him in a patrol car at the end of a bridge.”


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