in Joke of the Day


So a man goes to his local priest and says to him “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

“Go on” says the priest. “I swore the other day” says the man.

“Continue” says the priest.

“I was on the golf course the other day and I hit my drive, it was looking perfect, heading dead straight. About 200 yards down my ball hit a power line crossing the fairway”.

“And this is when you swore?” asked the priest.

“No father, my ball then ricocheted of the power lines and flew off into the deep rough” continued the man.
“This must have been when you swore?” the priest exclaimed.

“No father, not yet. As I was walking over to the rough to hit my second shot a rat came out of nowhere and scurried off with the ball down the fairway.”

“Is this where you swore?” said the priest?

“No, because as I was running after the rat a hawk flew down from the trees, picked up the rat who then decided to hold onto my ball. The hawk then proceeded to fly off ” continued the man.

“Ahhh! I see!” Says the priest. “This must have been the point where you swore!”

“Nope not yet, as the bird flew over the green the rat had let go of the ball over the green. It landed, rolled towards the hole, stopping about two inches from the hole!”

The priest pauses for a few seconds. “You missed the f*%$ing putt didn’t you?”


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