Three retired ER surgeons were bragging about their accomplishments. One doctor bragged that he had a patient show up with 2 legs missing from a tractor accident. He fixed him all up and he became one of the greatest basketball players of all time.
The next doctor bragged that he had a shark bite patient who had his arms bitten off. He fixed him up and he became a superstar NFL quarterback.
The third doctor laughed at them and said “Oh yeah? Well one time I had a patient arrive after being in a catastrophic car accident. The only thing they were able to recover was his asshole and a bag of Cheetos. I sewed him back together and he went on to become the president of the United States!”
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