Whenever Little Johnny’s parents wanted some “alone time”, they would send him out to the front porch with a bowl of ice cream.
This worked for a while, but eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come back inside before his parents were done. So one day his mom came up with another idea to keep him occupied.
While bringing him out to the front porch, she said: “Johnny, once you’ve finished your ice cream, I want you to survey the whole neighborhood and then report back on your findings.” He thought it was a fun idea and agreed, then his mom hurried back inside.
After finishing his ice cream, Little Johnny looked around the neighborhood, then after a few minutes he walked to his parents’ window and yelled: “The Hendersons got a new car!”
His mom yelled back: “That’s great, keep looking!”
After a few more minutes of surveying, Johnny yelled up to the window again: “The Bakers are planting flowers!”
His dad yelled back: “Good job, keep looking!”
Little Johnny went back to surveying the area, but after 5 minutes he ran back up to the parents’ window and yelled: “Mr. and Mrs. Johnson are banging!”
Suddenly the commotion in the parents’ bedroom stopped, and after a few seconds of silence, his mom popped her head out the window and asked: “How do you know the Johnsons are banging?”
Little Johnny replied: “Because their son Timmy is sitting on the front porch with a bowl of ice cream.”
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