Staying at a really nice hotel

A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $750.00. ? She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $750..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even have breakfast!” ?

The clerk told her that $750.00 is the ‘standard rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. ? She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.” ? “But I didn’t use them.” ? ‘Well, they are here, and you could have.” He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.” We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here.” ? “But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” ? “Well, we have them, and you could have.”

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his standard response. ? After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. ? “But Madam, this check is for only $250.00” ? “That’s correct I charged you $500.00 for sleeping with me.” ? “But I didn’t!” ? “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”


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