A German, a Japanese, and a Russian were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his finger into his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “Oh, that was my embedded smart watch,” he said. “Germany has the smartest engineers in the world and I’ve had one of their devices placed under the skin of my forearm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,”That was my mobile phone. Japan has the smartest engineers in the world and I’ve had one of their mobile systems placed in my hand.”

The Russian felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He exited to the bathroom stalls and returned a few seconds later with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Russian finally said-“Well, well, well comrades- it appears that SOMEBODY is receiving a fax!”

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Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning, when they come across a mosque.

They hadn’t had food or water for days, and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.

“Ok, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some food and something to drink. You’ll be Hassan, and I’ll be Muhammad”, said Roger.

“No way, man. I’m not going to say that, even if they won’t give us anything to drink”, replied Joe.

They go up and knock on the door, a Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, “yes, how may I help you?”.

“Hello, I’m Muhammad and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink”, asked Roger.

“Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammad, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown”.

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Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy,

“I’m gonna get the day off. I’m gonna pretend I’ve gone mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts “I’m a lightbulb, I’m a lightbulb!”

Murphy watches in amazement.

The foreman shouts: “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.”

So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing is kit up to leave as well.

“Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman.

“Well, I can’t work in the friggin dark!” said Murphy.

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An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit walks up to his table and asks if he is ready to order.

“What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu, scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.” The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure, she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”

Again, the old man thoroughly checks her out and answers, “I’d like a quickie, please.”

This time, the waitress’s anger takes over — she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche.'”

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