A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.

The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.”

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye, he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”

Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage, to tell the truth to her husband.

Then, finally, she says, “You.”

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Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Roger,

Again he is ready for more ‘action’. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it – Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more ‘action’.

And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.’

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home now, ‘Mother of six?'” His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion, shouts right back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of four.”

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We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married.

My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea!

My girlfriend?

She is a dream!

But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister…

This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses.

Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear.

She never did that in front of someone else!

One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations.

When I arrived she was alone.

She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she can’t overcome them.

She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister.

I was shocked and could not say a word…

She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her.

I froze and looked at her going up the stairs.

Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me.

I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: “I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!”

Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!

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