A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

The chief replies, “When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees – like ‘Running-Wolf’ or ‘Flying-Cloud’. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Screwing?”

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A man finds a penguin walking down the street .

He grabs the penguin and puts it in his car and starts to speed away when a cop pulls him over.

The cop walks up to the car and asks the man what he’s doing with the penguin.

“He was just walking down the road,” the man said.

“Well, take him to the zoo and I won’t give you a ticket for speeding.” The man agrees and drives away.

A week later the cop sees the same man drive by and he still has the penguin in the car. He pulls over the car again and says to the man, “I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo!?”

“Yes,” the man says, ” I did. Today we’re going to the movies.”

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered. “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you”.

Saint Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” “Couple of minutes ago.”

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A doctor, a priest and an engineer go to play a round of golf.

After only a few rounds, they get caught behind the worst group of golfers they’ve ever seen. After growing impatient from waiting for them to finish their holes, they go into the clubhouse to complain.

“Let me explain,” says the manager. “You see, those men all used to be firefighters, some of the best our city has ever seen. There was a fire here at the clubhouse about five years ago. Those heroic men saved our clubhouse from the fire. However, most unfortunately, they all lost their sight in the terrible fire. Since then, they are welcome to use our facilities for life; it’s the very least we could do.”

The priest, looks forlorn and says, “I’m so sorry to hear it! I will hold a prayer service this Sunday dedicated to these men.”

The doctor says, “what an awful thing! I know a highly-regarded optometrist who has done some research that might be able to help them, I’ll arrange for them to meet as soon as I can!”

The engineer thinks for a moment and says, “why can’t they golf at night?”

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