Democrat Dating Joke:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.
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Republican Joke:
The Republican party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party’s political stance: A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

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A teacher tells his students at their first day of the Medicine course, during the Anatomy class:

“The first thing one has to do to become a good doctor is to be a good observant. The second one is to never, ever feel disgusted by anything.”

After this observation, the teacher leads the students to the autopsy room, where there is a corpse on a table.

“Let’s do our first test. Everybody must do exactly what I’ll do. Did I make myself clear?”

That being said, the teacher sticks his finger in the corpse’s butthole, licking it soon after. The students are disgusted by the scene but follow the teacher’s instructions. Each of them sticks their fingers in the corpse’s butthole and then lick their fingers. After all of them have done it, the teacher tells his students:

“I want to congratulate you on not feeling disgusted by anything. That’s essential to become a good doctor. However, you need to improve your observation skills. I stuck one finger in the butthole and licked another one.”

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Rachel invited her mother over for dinner.

During the meal, her mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful Rachel’s roommate was.

She had long been suspicious is Rachel may be a lesbian and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Rachel and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading her mom’s thoughts, Rachel volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Kim and I are just roommates, I am not a lesbian.”

About a week later, Kim came to Rachel and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Rachel said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.”

So she sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”

Several days later, Rachel received a letter from her mother which read: “Dear Daughter, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Kim, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Kim. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.” “Love – Mum”

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

the old lady said…. “well, Not everybody pays.”

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