Joke of the Day
Two doctors were having sex when suddenly… the male doctor, in the moment, says to the female doctor,
“Wow, you must be a Gynecologist, you really know how to use that thing…”
The female doctor responds,
“Thanks! You must be an anesthesiologist.”
The male doctor replies,
“Really? What makes you say that?”
She retorts,
“Because I can’t seem to feel a thing!”
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A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. ‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man. ‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! ‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. ‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife. The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’
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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”.
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?” Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says “There is nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are… my… test… results… back?
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One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles.
One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, “Say, I wish I could do that!”
His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, “I should say so! But don’t you think you ought to get to know him first?”
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