Three friends meet and start chatting about their love life. The first woman has a lover, the second one has is engaged and the third one is married. They agree to try a new seduction technique with their men so everyone, that night, is going to wear a leather black corset, 6 inches high heels and a mask to cover the face.

The day after they meet and start talking about what happened.

The one with the lover starts: “as soon as he opened the door, seeing me with the corset and the mask, he started howling and we made passionate love four times on the carpet…”

The engaged one is happy too: “I was kind of ashamed to let him see me like that so I put on a coat, but as soon as he arrived at home I removed it and he was stunned: he started kissing me and we made love two times on the bed”

In the end, even the married one starts telling her story: “I was wearing that outift too, with the corset, the mask and the heels, but as soon as he got home he crushed on the sofa, scratched his balls, took the TV remote and yelled: so, what’s for dinner, batman?”

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My boss was honest with me today.

He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it.

He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

An Irish man, a Greek, and a Jew die and stand at the gates of heaven. The keeper of the gates tells them “Well, you have all lived pretty decent lives, but you all fall victim to your respective stereotypes. So here’s what’s going to happen. You all will go back down to earth for 24 hours and you must avoid your weaknesses. “Irishman, alcohol cannot touch your lips. “Jew, you cannot touch money. “And Greek, if you even think about having sex… “You go straight to hell.”

So they all find themselves back on earth. They go about their day just find, until they pass by a pub. The Irishman shakes and shakes. “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” he cries. He runs into the bar and orders a beer. As soon as he takes his first sip, he disappears into a puff of smoke. The Jew and the Greek look at each other in disbelief. They leave the pub and walk a little bit. Then they spot a crisp $100 bill on the ground. The jew shakes and shakes. “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” he cries. He runs over to the bill, bends over and they both go to hell.

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A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.

“It’s not my fault,” I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”

“Do you really expect me to believe that?” he laughed. I said, “I’ll prove it to you if you want me to!”

“Go on then.” he smiled, handing me the bag.

After flushing them, he looked at me and said, “Well, show me your pocket then.”

“What for?” I asked.

He said, “The drugs.”

I said, “What drugs?”

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