Customer: “One of my friends gave me an ImageWriter printer and this keyboard. He said he gave me all the cables, but I can’t figure out how to connect them. Am I missing something?”

Tech Support: “Well, a computer would help.”

Customer: “You mean this keyboard isn’t a word processor?”

Tech Support: “No ma’am, its just an input device.”

Customer: “Then I need to buy a computer, right?”

Tech Support: “Yes.”

Customer: “Do you think I’ll need a monitor, too?”

“““““

.us Domains names for only $3.58, .com only $8.50 at LocoDomains.com

Hooker: “Well sweetheart, did you get your money’s worth?”

Mistress: “Darling, did you enjoy that as much as I did?”

Wife: “Beige, beige…I think I’ll paint the ceiling Beige.”

“““““

Get eBags.com Coupons at JuicyCoupons.com to save money online !

Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob “I’m gonna get me some of that”! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep’s back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says “Do you want some of this”? Billy Bob replies “yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence”.

“““““

Get Web Host Reviews at Host-Talk.com , rate and review you own web host to help others.

Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.”

Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?”

Customer: “Huh?”

Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?”

Customer: “It has an light on top.”

Tech Support: “On top?”

Customer: “Yeah. It was underneath before, but it looks better when it’s on top.”

Tech Support: “Ok, try turning it around so the light points down on the desk.”

Customer: “Oh! It works!”

“““““

Loco Domains has .com domains for only $10.99!