A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.”

The teacher says, “No that’s fascinating.”

Jennifer raises her hand and says, “When I saw the tigers at the zoo I was fascinated.”

The teacher says, “No that’s fascinated.”

So finally Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “My mom bought a new blouse with 12 pearl buttons, but her chest’s so big she could only fasten eight!”

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Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: “I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal.”

“Well” replied the other farmer “I’m not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you’d give me one?”

“Of course” says the first.

The second farmer continued: “and if you had two cars, you’d give me one of them too?”

“Absolutely”

“So” says the second farmer, “if you had two pigs then you’d give me one of them?”

“Ah, now hang on a minute” says the first, “you know I’ve got two pigs!”

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Doctor: “It’s no good. I can’t find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking.”

Patient: “I’ll come back when you’re sober then!”

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?”

“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”

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