5-year-old learning from the construction crew
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5-year-old learning from the construction crew

A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough” more or less, had adopted her as a kind of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied: “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us.”

“Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?”

The little girl replied, “I will if those lazy assholes from Lowe’s ever deliver the goddamn drywall.”

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The Shredder
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The Shredder

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:30 p.m. when he found the CFO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

“Listen,” said the CFO, “this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?”

“Certainly!” said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

“Excellent, excellent!” said the CFO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, “I just need one more copy.”

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Kinky Man Meets Kinky Woman
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Kinky Man Meets Kinky Woman

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They both look really depressed.

The man asks the woman why she’s so down and she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”

“What a conicidence” he said. “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too.”
They start talking and after a few more drinks they decide to go to the woman’s apartment for some kinky sex.

When they arrive at her apartment she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more uncomfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, holding a whip and handcuffs. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream and a rolling pin.

She notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door to leave.
“What’s going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”

He turns around and says, “I just fucked your dog and shat in your purse. I’m all done.”

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Do it before it starts
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Do it before it starts

A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!”

The wife gets up slowly looking startled but slightly excited. She wanders into the kitchen in a bit of a daze and comes back quickly with a beer and some food for her husband whom is furiously flicking through channels on the tv.

The man gulps down the beer and looks back to his wife “quick!” He says “get me another beer before it starts!” The man goes back to flicking channels furiously and stuffing food in his mouth.

The wife stands up looking a bit irritated now, goes through to the kitchen and fetches her husband another beer.

The man hastily grabs the beer from her hand and downs it quickly. He looks back to his wife and says “quick! There might be time for one last beer before it starts!” And goes back to flicking channels on the tv.

The wife stands up, obviously angry at her husband. She places her hands on her hips and takes a deep breath…

“Now you look here mister! You come home latr, don’t even say hello, don’t explain why you were late either! I bet you were with that harlot from work again wasn’t you? You said it was over, how could you do this to me! I cook for you, clean for you, and all yoi do is treat me like a slave! My mother was right about you! I even….

The man lays back on the couch, his eyes glaze over and he zones out. “Damn” he mutters to himself, “it’s started”.

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