Kyle and Dain, a gay couple on an airplane together.

Kyle turns to Dain and says “You know what would be wild, if we had sex on the plane, like right here in our seats.”

Dain says “Woah dude, theres people everywhere, they would watch, it’d be weird.”

Kyle replies “Nobody pays attention on an airplane, watch.” With that he stands up and shouts “Can I borrow a pencil, anyone, can I borrow a pencil?” Some people are reading some are napping, nobody even looks up or pays him the slightest attention. “See” he says to Dain.

“Wow, I guess your right.” So they go ahead and have sex right there in their seats.

At the end of the flight, a flight attendant is going up and down the aisles checking on everyone and finds an old man with vomit all down his shirt, all over his trousers, hes just soaked. “Sir, sir, if you felt Ill you should of called me I would of brought you a bag or something.”

The old man looks up and says “I wouldn’t dare, guy up there asked for a pencil and he got f*cked in the ass.”

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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?” “Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $200 for your trouble”

“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!

There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

“What are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde. “But we had money left over so now we’re going to Sea World.”

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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $750.00. ? She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $750..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even have breakfast!” ?

The clerk told her that $750.00 is the ‘standard rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. ? She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.” ? “But I didn’t use them.” ? ‘Well, they are here, and you could have.” He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.” We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here.” ? “But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” ? “Well, we have them, and you could have.”

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his standard response. ? After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. ? “But Madam, this check is for only $250.00” ? “That’s correct I charged you $500.00 for sleeping with me.” ? “But I didn’t!” ? “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

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A guy is driving to his girlfriends house to pick her up for a date. The problem is he has terrible gas and it stinks. He is farting all the way there and all the way up to the front door. He’s still farting when she opens it unexpectedly.

“Come in silly. Why are you just standing there?” She asks. “I’m just finishing my makeup. Come meet my dad and I’ll be right down.”

He meets the dad who invites him to have a seat across the living room from him. They make small talk until the family dog comes over to the boyfriend. He pets the excited dog and accidentally let’s a little fart out.

“Rusty!” says the dad angrily. The boyfriend immediately wonders if the dad thinks the dog made the smelly fart. To test his theory, he lets a little more out.

“Rusty!!” bellows the father once again. At this point, the boyfriend is convinced the dad thinks the dog is farting so he lets out the rest of the built up gas.

Immediately, the father says “Rusty! Get over here before he shits on you!”

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