A Crossfitter, a Vegan and an Atheist walk into a bar….
I only know because they told *everybody* within two minutes of walking in.
What’s the only thing a vegan kills?
What do you call a masturbating Vegan?
I have this recurring nightmare where not only am I forced to become Vegan
I’m then stranded alone on a desert island and there’s nobody to tell.
Why don’t vegans moan during sex?
They don’t want to admit a piece of meat makes them happy
What’s a vegan’s favorite animal?
The high horse.
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