A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall with row after row of clocks behind him.
The man asked St Peter, “What are all those clocks for?”
St Peter answered, “Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on the clock will move.”
Oh said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“Thats Mother Theresa’s clock. The hands have never moved, indicating she has never told a lie.”
“Incredible” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St Peter responded “Thats Abraham Lincolns clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s President Bush’s clock?” Asked the man.
“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan”
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