A Muslim boy moves to Ireland and on his first day of school his teacher asks, “What is your name?”

“My name is Mohammed” the boy replies.

“You live in Ireland now, Your new name is Mike” says the teacher.

The boy smiles and has a good time in his classes.

After school the boy returns home and is greeted by his mother.

“How was your first day at school, Mohammed?” his mother asks.

“I live in Ireland now, my new name is Mike!” The boy replies.

His mother becomes infuriated, “Have you forgotten where you came from? Your heritage? You have disgraced your ancestors!”

and his mother beat him and when his father comes home from work he does the same.

The next day the boy returns to school and his teacher sees his fresh bruises.

“Mike! What happened?” asked the teacher.

The boy replies with a grimace “Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman I was jumped by two fu*king Arabs!”

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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on his butt by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.

“I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.”

The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. “What did the doctor say?” the victim cries.

“He says you’re gonna die.”

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ll of the organs are deciding who should be in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “I run all the body’s systems, without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the heart, “I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over.”

“No! I should be in charge,” said the stomach, “I process the food that gives us energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “without me the body couldn’t go anywhere.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the anus, “I am responsible for waste removal.”

All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.

What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work, the ass hole is usually in charge.

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A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.

Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y tattoo on his penis.

The young man said to him “Oh is your girl named Wendy too?” The Jamaican replied, “No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day”.

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