The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded affirmatively…

“Do you understand that what matters is not whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?”
The little boy nodded once more.

“So…” the coach continued. “I’m sure you know that when a penalty is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the referee, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?”
Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, “And when I call you off the ice so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb asshole, is it?”

The little boy nodded yet again.

“Good.” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your mother.”

“””””

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

“I’d like to be six again”, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, Wall of Fear, Screaming Monster Roller Coaster – everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well Dear, what was it like being six again??”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed , “I meant my dress size, you dumbass!”

“””””

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A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she whispered. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. “Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.”

The husband climbed out of bed and counted again: “One, two, three, four. Oh, you’re right.”

A few minutes later the woman, still not satiated, asked her lover to continue.

The lover was too scared so the wife said, ” He is so messed up I’ll pull out one of his butt hairs and he won’t move a bit”.

So she did – He didn’t – and They did it. A couple of hours later, she repeats the process -the husband is still passed out – they repeat the pairing.

Then Just before dawn the wife wants one more ride. So she reaches over and plucks a third ass hair.
At this point, the husband looks at the lover and says, ” I don’t mind you screwing my wife, but do you have to keep score on my ass??”

“””””

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A Priest dies & is waiting in line at Heaven’s Gate.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God to the guy : ” Who Are You….???? ”

Guy : ” I am a Bus driver”

God : Take this Gold robe & enter kingdom of heaven.

God to the Priest : Who Are You…..???? ”

Priest : I am a priest & spent 40yrs preaching good to people.

God :
” Take this cotton Robe and enter heaven……!!!! ”

Priest :
” God, how come that rash bus driver gets a Gold &
I spent all my life preaching Good, get Cotton……!!!!! ”

God :
” Results, my son, Results……
While you Preached,
People Slept,
When he drove,
People Really Prayed”

“””””

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