A charity collector knocks on the door of a wealthy man’s mansion.

The man opens the door, and the collector says, “Good afternoon, sir. I’m from the local charity. Our records show that you haven’t contributed anything to our cause, despite your apparent wealth. Would you be willing to make a donation to help those in need?”

The wealthy man looks at the collector and says, “Do your records show that I have an elderly mother who is struggling to pay her medical bills?”

The collector, looking concerned, replies, “No, sir, we didn’t know that.”

The man continues, “Do your records show that my brother lost his job and is drowning in debt?”
The collector, now even more concerned, says, “No, sir, I’m so sorry to hear that.”

The man goes on, “Do your records show that my sister is a single mother with three kids who can barely make ends meet?”

The collector, feeling sympathetic, responds, “No, sir, I had no idea your family was going through such tough times.”

The man then leans in and says, “Well, if I’m not giving them any money, what makes you think I’m going to give any to you?”

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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband is not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and leaves the bedroom.

He sits at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee – deep in thought… just staring at the wall. She can see a tear slipping from his eyes and he takes a long sip of his coffee. “What’s wrong, darling? Why are you sitting in the kitchen at this hour?” she asks him.

“Do you remember when we had our first date 20 years ago? You were only 16!” he asks her.
“But yes!” she replies.

“Do you remember when your dad caught us making love in the backseat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember it well, I’ll never forget it.”

“Do you also remember when he held his gun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter or you go to prison for the next 20 years!?’

“Oh yeah!” she says.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, “You know… today I would have been released from prison” and breaks into a deep sob.
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An American man goes to China for vacation. Being in a faraway country, he acts carelessly. He visits many brothels and never uses a condom. A week after he returns to the United States, he sees that his penis is full of bright green and purple spots and decides to see a doctor.

The doctor examines the man but can’t diagnose him, so he orders some tests and tells him to come back in two days when he has the results available. The man goes back to the doctor two days later.
Yes doctor, do you know what’s wrong with me?

According to the test results, you have contracted a venereal disease of Mongolian origin, which is rare in these parts.

Then give me some medication or something so I can get better as soon as possible.
I’m sorry, there’s no known cure for this disease. I’m afraid we’re going to have to amputate your penis.
Absolutely not. I want to see another doctor.

OK, it’s your decision. But there’s no other option but to cut it off.
The man walks out of the doctor’s office and after some research he finds a Chinese doctor, assuming he would be more knowledgeable since he was from that region. The Chinese doctor examines the man:

Oh yes, Mongolian venereal disease. It’s very rare.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I’ve heard all this before. Now tell me how we can cure it. The first doctor I went to was talking about cutting off my penis.

Stupid American doctors. After all, they say surgery is essential in all cases to earn extra money, there is no need to cut off your penis, said the Chinese doctor, laughing.

“Thank God!” says the man, being relieved.
Wait two weeks, and your penis will fall off by itself!

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A Bodybuilder barges into a bar feeling all pumped up to bang a chick. He is confronted with this sexy bimbo waitress who falls head over heals for him.

The guy shows off his muscles and winks at this girl, she responds with A flying kiss of her own. This continues for a while when finally the girl invites this dude to sleep with her at her place. He accepts gleefully. In the room The girl is lying on the bed and the hunk starts to strip off. He takes off his shirt pointing towards his biceps, says “Look at them, these are one thousand pounds of dynamite”

The girl gets blown away at this sight. Next goes off his pants and the focus is on his thighs, saying “Look at them, these are one thousand pounds of dynamite” Now she’s starting to get wet and all ready for the trailor to ride home as the only thing left are the underpants.

The Bodybuilder pulls out the jack pot and lets loose of his jumbo. On sight of his dick the girl, “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh……….. Get away from me” runs away. The guy eventually catches up and asks “What the hell happened?” Girl “Danger! Danger! I had to go, I was scared” Guy “What do you mean?” Girl “With two thousand pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse I thought you were about to explode”

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